Su Swagatam

The Rose flower is for someone special
Please don't touch it.



If u want
S----->Smiling
M----> Magnificient
A---->Awesome
R----> Refreshing
T---->Technical

STUFF

Then U R AT THE RIGHT PLACE


Wednesday, March 25, 2009

My Mom

This teenager lived alone with his mother, and
the two of them had a very special relationship.
Even though the son was always on the bench,
his mother was always in the stands cheering. She
never missed a game.
This young man was still the smallest of the class
when he entered high school.
But his mother continued to encourage him but also
made it very clear that he did not have to play
football if he didn't want to. But the young man
loved football and decided to hang in there.
He was determined to try his best at every practice,
and perhaps he'd get to play when he became a senior.
All through high school he never missed a practice
nor a game, but remained a bench warmer all four years.
His faithful mother was always in the stands, always
with words of encouragement for him.
When the young man went to college, he decided to try out
for the football team as a "walk-on." Everyone was sure
he could never make the cut, but he did. The coach admitted
that he kept him on the roster because he always puts his
heart and soul into every practice, and at the same time,
provided the other members with the spirit and hustle they
badly needed.
The news that he had survived the cut thrilled him so much
that he rushed to the nearest phone and called his mother.
His mother shared his excitement and was sent season tickets
for all the college games. This persistent young athlete
never missed practice during his four years at college, but he
never got to play in the game. It was the end of his senior
football season, and as he trotted onto the practice field
shortly before the big playoff game, the coach met him with
a telegram. The young man read the telegram and he became
deathly silent. Swallowing hard, he mumbled to the coach, "My
mother died this morning. Is it all right if I miss practice
today?"
The coach put his arm gently around his shoulder and said,
"Take the rest of the week off, son. And don't even plan to
come back to the game on Saturday.
Saturday arrived, and the game was not going well. In the
third quarter, when the team was ten points behind, a silent
young man quietly slipped into the empty locker room and put
on his football gear. As he ran onto the sidelines, the coach
and his players were astounded to see their faithful team-mate
back so soon.
"Coach, please let me play. I've just got to play today,"
said the young man. The coach pretended not to hear him.
There was no way he wanted his worst player in this close
playoff game. But the young man persisted, and finally feeling
sorry for the kid, the coach gave in.
"All right," he said. "You can go in." Before long, the
coach, the players and everyone in the stands could not believe
their eyes. This little unknown, who had never played before
was doing everything right. The opposing team could not stop
him. He ran, blocked and tackled like a star. His team began
to triumph. The score was soon tied. In the closing seconds
of the game, this kid intercepted a pass and ran all the way
for the winning touchdown. The fans broke loose. His team-mates
hoisted him onto their shoulders. Such cheering you've never
heard!
Finally, after the stands had emptied and the team had showered
and left the locker room, the coach noticed that the young man
was sitting quietly in the corner all alone. The coach came
to him and said, "Kid, I can't believe it. You were fantastic!
Tell me what got into you? How did you do it?"
He looked at the coach, with tears in his eyes, and said,
"Well, you knew my mom died, but did you know that my mom was
blind?" The young man swallowed hard and forced a smile,
"Mom came to all my games, but today was the first time she
could see me play, and I wanted to show her I could do it!"

I hope that story inspires you.

Delays r dangerous in LOVE

A simple love-story.

Class 10...

As I sat there in English class,I stared at the girl next to me. She was my
so called 'best friend'. I stared at her long, silky hair, and wished she
was mine. But she didn't think of me like that, and I knew it. After class,
she walked up to me and asked me for the notes she had missed the day
before. I handed them to her. She said 'thanks' and gave me a kiss on the
cheek. I want to tell her, I want her to know that I don't want to be just
friends, I love her but I'm just too shy, ....I dont know why.

Class 11...

The phone rang. On the other end, it was her. She was in tears, mumbling on
and on about how her love had broke her heart. She asked me to come over
because she didn't want to be alone, so I did. As I sat next to her on the
sofa, I stared at her soft eyes, wishing she was mine.She looked at me, said
'thanks' and gave me a kiss on the cheek. I want to tell her, I want her to
know that I don't want to be just friends, I love her but I'm just too shy,
... I dont know why.

Second year...

The day before a college dance festival she walked to my locker. "My date is
sick" she said, "he's not gonna go" well, I didn't have a date, and in 7th
class, we made a promise that if neither of us had dates, we would go
together just as 'best friends'. So we did. That night, after everything was
over, I was standing at her front door step. I stared at her as she smiled
at me and stared at me with her crystal eyes. She said- "I had the best
time, thanks!" and gave me a kiss on the cheek. I want to tell her, I want
her to know that I don't want to be just friends, I love her but I'm just
too shy, ...I dont know why.

A day passed, then a week, then a month ... and more time.

Before I could blink, it was graduation day. I watched as her perfect body
floated like an angle upon stage to get her diploma. I wanted her to be
mine-but she didn't notice me like that, and I knew it. Before everyone went
home, she came to me in her smock and hat, and cried as I hugged her. Then
she lifted her head from my shoulder and said- 'you're my best friend,
thanks' and gave me a kiss on the cheek. I want to tell her, I want her to
know that I don't want to be just friends, I love her but I'm just too shy,
..I dont know why.

Now I sit in the pews of the church. That girl is getting married... the one
I have loved all my life is getting married now !!! I watched her say 'I do'
and drive off to her new life, married to another man. I wanted her to be
mine, but she didn't see me like that, and knew it. But before she drove
away, she came to me and said 'you came'. She said 'thanks' and kissed me on
the cheek. I want to tell her, I want her to know that I don't want to be
just friends, I love her but I'm just too shy, ...I dont know why.

Years passed...

I looked down at the coffin of a girl who used to be my 'best friend'. At
the service, they read a diary entry she had wrote in her high school years.
This is what it read: "I stare at him wishing he was mine, but he doesn't
notice me like that, and I know it. I want to tell him, I want him to know
that I don't want to be just friends, I love him, I wish he would tell me he
loved me. But he's just too shy, ...I dont know why."



'I wish I did too...' I thought to my self, and I cried. Everyone... this is
one of those timeless tales which might have happened at anytime... might
even be happening rite now in your life .. maybe !!! So do yourself a
favour, tell her/him you love them 'cuz they just won't be there forever.

Wishing you all the best & hey remember that for the world you might be one
person but for one person ya might be world...got it? ...hey so what are ya
waitin' for ...bang on ya love one's home & start firin'... take care.

-----Yash

Meanings of New World

NEW WORLD EXPLANATIONS...!

> Money is not everything.
> There's Mastercard & Visa.

> One should love animals.
> They are so tasty.


> Love thy neighbor.
> But don't get caught.

> Behind every successful man, there
is a woman.
> And behind every unsuccessful man,
there are two.

> Every woman should marry.
> After all, happiness is not the
only thing in life.

> A successful man is one who can
earn more than his wife spends.
> A Successful woman is one who can
find such a man.

> Wise never marry.
and when they marry they become otherwise.

Meanings of Some Words

College : A place where some pursue learning and others learn pursuing.
Etc : A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.
Office : A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.
Ecstasy : A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have never felt before.
Committee : Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide
that nothing can be done together.
Politician : One who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence after.
Smile : A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
Optimist : A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river.
Classic : A book which people praise, but do not read.
Miser : A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.
Father : A banker provided by nature.
Rumor : News that travels at the speed of sound.
Criminal : A guy no different from the rest of us...except that he got caught.
Boss : Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
Tears : The hydraulic force by which masculine power is defeated by feminine power.
Experience : The name men give to their mistakes.
Atom Bomb: An invention to end all inventions.
Doctor : A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills.
Software Engineer : One that is paid for sending and receiving these sort
of Emails!

Ye Meri kahani

Mera source code padh kar hasnaa nahin,
Ise chalata dekh tum fasna nahin,
Main testing karta hun boss ki kasam,
Bina piye Whiskey , Beer ya Rum,

Bill Gates milaa mujhe raste mein,
Beche Windows humne saste main,
Usne kaha "Tujhe CEO banaoo",
Ghar tere aake Operator ban jaoon...
Bill Gates ko kaha mere ghar na aanaa,
Bill Joy ko bol diya naa baba naa,

Chahe Boston me dede mujhe BMW car,
Ya H-1 pe dede mujhe dollar dus hazaar,
Par development ke liye main to kachha hoon,
Dus saal se Porting me achchaa hoon,
(slow)
Mere daddoo, likhe software,
Binaa use kiye, koi Hardware,
Meri beti, banegi Aunty,
Jab tak install hoga NT
(fast)
Release ho raha hai mera Software nayaa,
Unix ko DOS pe hai port kiyaa,
Microsoft ne jab mera H-1 kiyaa,
Bug free Windows maine release kiya...

Ma te ma Baki badha vagda na va

Damn, I miss my Mama's lovin'.


"MOM"

A little boy came up to his mother in the kitchen one evening while she
was fixing supper, and he handed her a piece of paper that he had been
writing on.
After his mom dried her hands on an apron she read it,
and this is what it said:

For cutting the grass : $5.00
For cleaning up my room this week: $1.00
For going to the store for you : $0.50
Babysitting my kid brother while you went shopping : $0.25
Taking out the garbage : $1.00
For getting a good report card : $5.00
For cleaning up and raking the yard : $2.00
Total owed :$14.75

Well, his mother looked at him standing there, the boy could see the
memories flashing through her mind.

She picked up the pen, turned over the paper he'd written on,
and this is what she wrote:

For the nine months I carried you while you were growing inside me :
No Charge.
For all the nights that I've sat up with you, doctored and prayed for you:
No Charge.
For all the trying times, and all the tears that you've caused through the
years :
No Charge.
For all the nights that were filled with dread,and for the worries I knew
were ahead :
No Charge.
For the toys, food, clothes, and even wiping your nose : No Charge.
Son, When you add it up, the cost of my love is : No Charge


When the boy finished reading what his mother had written,
there were big tears in his eyes,
and he looked straight at his mother and said,
"Mom, I sure do love you".

And then he took the pen and in great big letters he wrote:
"PAID IN FULL"



Forward this to everyone you know and you will be blessed with love
from all who read it !!!!

Are Girls wiser than Boys /

One day, a girl, 16yrs old, heard from her mother that if she does a regular prayer for 4 yrs, a divine "Angel" would come to her in her dreams & give her 3 boons (Varadaan). So she decided to do it. She completed 4 yrs successfully, doing prayer regularly.

Now it was a day for "Angel" to come. So she slept earlier with thoughts in her mind to ask. And, really an "Angel" comes in her dreams. Now this is the dialogue between them.

Angel: O Girl, you prayed to me regularly within last 4 yrs, so I am very very happy with you. I will complete any of your 3 wishes. You can ask anything you like, but there is one condition.

Girl: Condition!, what is that?

Angel: You have a boy-friend?

Girl: Yes.

Angel: When you were doing a prayer, he was waiting for you, so he also sacrificed same as you. Moreover, he didn't know anything about boon and all, so he is also eligible for the boons. So whatever you will ask, he will get 10 times more than that of you. If you are agreed, then proceed for the 1 st boon.

Girl: (After thinking for some time ...): Yes, I am ready.

Girl: 1st, make me 10 times richer than the richest person in the world.

Angel: But your boy-friend will be 10 times richer than you.

Girl: It's OK.

Angel: Be as you wish!

Girl: 2nd, Make me 10 times more beautiful than the most beautiful girl
in the world. Angel: But your boy-friend will be 10 times handsome than the
most handsome boy in the world.

Girl: It's OK.

Angel: Be as you wish.

Angel: Now the last boon remains.

Girl: O Angel, please give me a MILD HEART-ATTACK.

Angel: What? Are you sure!

Girl: Yes. Very sure!

Angel: Be as you wish.

Think friends,

what happened to her boy-friend, he got a severe heart-attack & died at once, while the girl remained alive. Thus, the girl became the world's most beautiful girl and the richest one, too.

Moral of the story: So intelligent the girls are! Girls are really more intelligent than we believe about them to be. So be careful boys!

Now, girls please stop reading ... boys continue till the end of the mail
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Dear boys, dont worry, actually what happened is something different than what you all think! Actually,the girl's boy-friend got a heart-attack, 10 TIMES MILDER than that of the girl. So the boy-friend lived longer than the girl, being world's richest and the most handsome boy.

Moral of the story: Dear boys, the girls are not really that much intelligent than what we believe them to be. So dont worry if you think that you have girl-friend,intelligent than you.

Hey....I told u girls not to read......

Just for fun with truth

Medical Entrance of Sardarji

Ever realized why there are so very few Sardarjis who are doctors;
This is the story of a Sardarji who applied for medical entrance test. Given below is a portion of the test answers he gave.
Read on.......

Antibody - against everyone
> Artery - the study of fine paintings
> Bacteria - back door to a cafeteria
> Benign - what you be after you be eight
> Bowel - letters like a,e,i,o,u
> Caesarian Section - a district in Rome
> Cardiology - advanced study of Poker playing
> Cat Scan - searching for lost kitty
> Chronic - neck of a crow
> Coma - punctuation mark
> Cyst - short form of sister
> Diagnosis - person with slanted nose
> Dilate - the late British Princess Diana
> Dislocation - in this place
> Duodenum - couple in blue jeans
> Genes - blue denim
> Enema - not a friend
> False Labor - pretending to work
> Impotent - distinguished / well-know
> Labor Pain - hurt at work
> Lactose - people without feet
> Lymph - walk unsteadily
> Microbes - small dressing gowns
> Obesity - City of Obe
> Pacemaker - winner of Nobel Peace Prize
> Protein - in favor of teens
> Pulse - grain
> Red Blood Count - Dracula
> Rupture - Ecstasy
> Secretion - hiding anything
> Subcutaneous - not cute enough
> Tablet - small table
> Tumor - extra pair / you die
> Ultrasound - radical noise
> Urine - opposite of you're out
> Vein - at what time?

Before marriage After Marriage

Subject: Marriage Warnings






Marriage Warnings

Finally, here is some warning given out in good faith!

Shaadi ke pehle - Agar Tum Na Hote:(
Shaadi ke baad - Agar Tum Na Hote:)

Shaadi ke pehle - Maine Pyar Kiya
Shaadi ke baad - Ye Maine Kya Kiya?

Shaadi ke pehle - Kuch Kuch Hota Hai
Shaadi ke baad - Kuch Nahi Hota Hai

Shaadi ke pehle - Dil To Pagal Hai
Shaadi ke baad - Dil To Pagal Tha

Shaadi ke pehle - Ek Duje Ke Liye
Shaadi ke baad - Sirf Bachcho Ke Liye

Shaadi ke pehle - Dilwale Dulhaniya Le Jayenge
Shaadi ke baad - Baaki Log Sukhi Ho Jayenge

Shaadi ke pehle - Chandramukhi
Shaadi ke baad - Jwaalamukhi

Shaadi ke pehle - Kuwara Baap
Shaadi ke baad - Bechara Baap

Shaadi ke pehle - Titanic
Shaadi ke baad - Mortgage

Shaadi ke pehle - Hum Aapke Hai Koun?
Shaadi ke baad - Barbadi Ka Kaaran

Shaadi ke pehle - Yes Boss:)
Shaadi ke baad - Yes Boss:(

Shaadi ke pehle - Mere Sapno Ki Rani
Shaadi ke baad - Chutki Ki Amma

Shaadi ke pehle - Kabhi Kabhi
Shaadi ke baad - If you are lucky

Shaadi ke pehle - Aao Pyar Karen
Shaadi ke baad - Aur Bhi Kuch Kaam Karen?

Shaadi ke pehle - Hum Apke Hain
Shaadi he baad - Hum Apke Hai Koun?

Tajmahal

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BEFORE MARRIAGE
> > >> > ------------------------------
> > >> > takdir hai, magar kismat nahi khulti
> > >> > tajmahal banana chahata hoon
> > >> > lekin mumtaz nahi milti
> > >> >
> > >> >
> > >> > AN ODE TO ALL THE DEVDAS
> > >> > --------------------------------------
> > >> > takdir hai, magar kismat nahi khulti
> > >> > tajmahal banana chahata hoon,
> > >> > aji, mumtaz mil gayi hai magar
> > >> > woh shaadi nahi karti
> > >> >
> > >> >
> > >> > AFTER MARRIAGE
> > >> > -----------------------------
> > >> > takdir hai, magar kismat nahi khulti
> > >> > tajmahal banana chahata hoon
> > >> > lekin mumtaz nahi marti!
> > >> >



arz kiya he......

Bevkuf tha wo Shahjahn
Jisne karodo Kharch kiye Mumtaj ke liye Taj banane me

Eisi lakho Mumtaje mil jati
Us rupeyo ke vyaj me

Warren Buffet

Warren Buffet : interesting aspects of his life

There was a one hour interview on CNBC with Warren Buffet, the second richest man who has donated $31 billion to charity.

Here are some very interesting aspects of his life:

1) He bought his first share at age 11 and he now regrets that he started too late !


2) He bought a small farm at age 14 with savings from delivering newspapers.


3) He still lives in the same small 3 bedroom house in mid-town Omaha , that he bought after he got married 50 years ago. He says that he has everything he needs in that house. His house does not have a wall or a fence.


4) He drives his own car everywhere and does not have a driver or security people around him.


5) He never travels by private jet, although he owns the world's largest private jet company.


6) His company, Berkshire Hathaway, owns 63 companies. He writes only one letter each year to the CEOs of these companies, giving them goals for the year. He never holds meetings or calls them on a regular basis.


7) He has given his CEO's only two rules.

Rule number 1: do not lose any of your share holder's money.

Rule number 2: Do not forget rule number 1.


8) He does not socialize with the high society crowd. His past time after he gets home is to make himself some pop corn and watch television.


9) Bill Gates, the world's richest man met him for the first time only 5 years ago. Bill Gates did not think he had anything in common with Warren Buffet. So he had scheduled his meeting only for half hour. But when Gates met him, the meeting lasted for ten hours and Bill Gates became a devotee of Warren Buffet.


10) Warren Buffet does not carry a cell phone, nor has a computer on his desk.


11) His advice to young people: Stay away from credit cards and invest in yourself. . . .

Simplicity Also lies in Complexity

Many years ago in a small Indian village, a farmer had the misfortune of owing a large sum of money to a village moneylender. The moneylender, who was old and ugly, fancied the farmer's beautiful daughter. So he proposed a bargain. He said he would forgo the farmer's debt if he could marry his daughter. Both the farmer and his daughter were horrified by the proposal. So the cunning money-lender suggested that they let providence decide the matter.

He told them that he would put a black pebble and a white pebble into an empty money bag. Then the girl would have to pick one pebble from the bag. If she picked the black pebble, she would become his wife and her father's debt would be forgiven. If she picked the white pebble she need not marry him and her father's debt would still be forgiven. But if she refused to pick a pebble, her father would be thrown into jail.

They were standing on a pebble strewn path in the farmer's field. As they talked, the moneylender bent over to pick up two pebbles. As he picked them up, the sharp-eyed girl noticed that he had picked up two black pebbles and put them into the bag. He then asked the girl to pick a pebble from the bag. Now, imagine you were standing in the field. What would you have done if you were the girl? If you had to advise her, what would you have told her? Careful analysis would produce three possibilities:

1. The girl should refuse to take a pebble.
2. The girl should show that there were two black pebbles in the bag and expose the money-lender as a cheat.
3. The girl should pick a black pebble and sacrifice herself in order to save her father from his debt and imprisonment.

Take a moment to ponder over the story: The above story is used with the hope that it will make us appreciate the difference between lateral and logical thinking. The girl's dilemma cannot be solved with traditional logical thinking. Think of the consequences if she chooses the above logical answers. What would you recommend to the Girl to do?

The girl put her hand into the moneybag and drew out a pebble. Without looking at it, she fumbled and let it fall onto the pebble-strewn path where it immediately became lost among all the other pebbles. "Oh, how clumsy of me," she said. "But never mind, if you look into the bag for the one that is left, you will be able to tell which pebble I picked." Since the remaining pebble is black, it must be assumed that she had picked the white one. And since the money-lender dared not admit his dishonesty, the girl changed what seemed an impossible situation into an extremely advantageous one.

MORAL OF THE STORY: Most complex problems do have a simple solution. It is only that we don't attempt to think.

The Objective Paper of C

The Cradle 0f Bytes
Subject-C-Objective Paper
Name:- (1) (2)
Contact :- (1) (2)
College :-

1-what is the output of following?
void main(){ printf("%d",1||2); }
a. error b .1 c. 3 d. None of these
2-What is the output of following ?
void main(){
int i=100, j=200 , k=300;
printf("%d ,%d" ) ; }
a. 200,300 b. 300,200 c. 100,200 d .error
3-What is the output of following ?
abc(int i){
printf("%d",i); }
void main(){
abc((200,100)); }
a. 200 b . 100 c . compile time error d. run time error
4-What is the output of following ?
void main() {
abc() ; }
abc(){
printf("Hello");}
a. error of no prototype b. warning c . Hello d. Both b & c
5-What is the output of following code ?
void main(){
printf("ab\b"); printf("ab\r"); printf("a"); }
a. aaa b. abb c. aba d.None
6-What is the output of following code ?
void main(){
int far *p,*q;
int c;
c=sizeof(p)*sizeof(q)*sizeof(4); printf("%d",c);}
a. 4 b. 32 c. 8 d. 16
7-What is output ?
void main(){
int i=5;
printf("%d",(i++ + ++i) || (++i + ++i));
printf(" %d",i);}
a. 1 9 b. 1 6 c. 1 7 d. None of these
8-What is the output?
#define fun(x,y) (x##y)
void main(){int i
;i=fun(200+5,5+200);
printf("%d",i); }
a. run time error b. 1 c. 455 d. 205205
9-What is output ?
void main (){int x ; printf("%d",x=10);}
a. Error b. 10 c. 1 d. garbage value
10-What is the output ?
void main()
{ int a,b=0;
if( a=b=0 )
printf (" Hello ");
else
printf ("World"); }
a. Hello b. World c. compile error d. Runtime error
11-Waht is the output ?
void main(){
int i,j,k;
printf("%d",printf("%d",scanf("%d", &j)*scanf("%d",&i))); }// input is i=10 j=10
a. 100 b. 11 c. 1 d. 0
12-which of the following declarations is valid ?
a. void fun(int ) b. void fun(int i,...) c. void fun(int i,j) d. None
13-What is output of following ?
void main(){
static int i;
for( ; i++ ; printf("%d ", i) );
printf("%d",i); }
a. infinite loop b. error c. 0 d. 1
14-What is the value of EOF ?
a. -1 b. 0 c. any garbage value d. may be a or b
15-When all the data r read from file ,feof(filepointer) will return
a. 0 b. -1 c. any non zero value d. depends on compiler
16-what does tho following function do ?
str=strlwr(str) where str=string
a. convert all lowercase letters to uppercase b. convert all uppercase letters to lowercase c. convert 1st letter to upper & rest to lower d. none
17-What is a difference between a declaration and a definition of a variable?
a. Both can occur multiple times, but a declaration must occur first.
b. A definition occurs once, but a declaration may occur many times.
c. A declaration occurs once, but a definition may occur many times.
d. Both can occur multiple times, but a definition must occur first.
18-int testarray [3] [2] [2] = {1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12};
What value does testarray [2][1][0] in the sample code above contain?
a. 3 b. 5 c. 7 d. 11
19-void myFunc (int x) {
if (x > 0)
myFunc(--x);
printf("%d, ", x); }
int main() { myFunc(5); return 0; }
What will the above sample code produce when executed?
a. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 5, b. 4, 3, 2, 1, 0, 0 c. 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, 0, d. 0, 0, 1, 2, 3, 4,
20-11 ^ 5
What does the operation shown above produce?
a. 1 b. error c. 5th power of 11 d. 14
21-time_t t;
Which one of the following statements will properly initialize the variable t with the current time from the sample above?
a. t = clock() b. time( &t ); c. t = ctime(); d. t = localtime();
22-What is the output of following
#define man(x,y) x>y?x:y;
void main(){
int i=10 , j ,k;j=5;k=0;
k=man ( i++ , ++j );
printf("%d %d %d",i,j,k);}
a. 12 6 11 b. 11 6 10 c. 11 6 11 d. 12 6 10
23-What is the output of following ?
#define mess junk
void main(){ printf("mess"); }
a. mess b. junk c. meshjunk d. error that mess cant be used in printf
24-void main(){
int y=128;
const int x=y; printf("%d",x); }
a. 128 b. compile error c. warning d. 0
25-Wha is the output of following ?
void main() { int g=300*300/300; printf("%d",g); }
a. 300 b. 81 c. error d. 1
26-What is the output of following ?
void main(){ int x; x=3*4%5; printf("%d",x); }
a. 12 b. 0 c. 2 d. 1
-27-#define square(x) (x*x)
void main(){ int i=10, j=5 ,k=0; k=square(i-j); printf("%d",k); }
a. 25 b. 45 c. 75 d. 0
28-What is the output ?
void main() { char *s="\12345s\n"; printf("%d",sizeof(s)) }// \n check
a. 7 b. 6 c. 8 d. 5
29-Find number of errors in following ?
int f();
void main() {
f(1); f(1,2); f(1,2,3); }
f(int i,int j,int k) {
printf("%d %d %d",i,j,k); }
a. 1 b. 2 c. None d. 0
30-Which one of the following will declare a pointer to an integer at address 0x200 in memory?
a. int *x; *x = 0x200; b. int *x( &0x200 ); c. int *x = *0x200; d. int *x = 0x200;
31-What will x contain in below code ?
int x=011 | 0x10;
a. 3 b. 13 c. 25 d. None
32-What is the output of following?
void main(){ int i=024; printf("%d",i); }
a. 24 b. 024 c. 20 d. None
33-What is the output of following ?
void main(){
char *p; p="He"LL"o"; printf("%s",p); }
a. he"LL"o b. HeLLo c. error d. He
34-What is output ?
abc(){
int a;
if(1>0)
return 1;
a=100;
a++;
return ++a;}
void main(){
int i ; i=abc(); printf("%d",i);}
a. 1 & 1 warning b. 1 & 2 warning c. 1 & 3 warning d. 111
35- What is the output ?
abc(int i){ return i; }
void main(){
int i; i=abc(printf("Hello World")); printf("%d",i); }
a. 11 b. error c. 12 d. None
//36-What is the output ?
void main(){
char far* near* str; printf("%d",sizeof(str)); }
a. 2 b. 4 c. error d. 1
37-What is the output ?
void main(){
const int i; int k=10; i=100; k=++k + i; printf("%d",k); }
a. 111 b. error c. 112 d. None
38-What is the output ?
#define printifless(x,y) if(xvoid main(){
int i=2,k=1;
if(i>0 && k>0)
printifless(i,k);
else
printf("A"); }
a. A b. nothing c. error d. 2
39-What is the output ?
void main(){
int a=10,b=20,c=30,d=40;
if(a,b,c,d)
printf("Hello"); }
a. Hello b. error c. warning d. Hello10203040
40-What is the output?
main(){
int i=100,j=10,k;
int *p=&j; k=i/*p;
printf("%d",k);}
a. 10 b. error c. warning d. 1
41-What is the output?
main(){
extern int i ; i=20; printf("%d",i);}
a. compile error b. runtime error c. linker error d. 20
42-What is the output ?
main(){
int i=-1 ,j=-1,k=0,l=2,m;
m=i++ && j++ && k++ || l++;
printf("%d %d %d %d %d",i,j,k,l,m);}
a. error b. 0 0 1 3 1 c. 0 0 1 3 2 d. warning
43- main(){
static int i;
switch(i) {
default:printf("garbage");
case 0: printf("Zero"); break;
case 1:printf("one"); break;
case 2: printf("two"); break; } }
a. error b. zero c. garbage zero d. zero grabage
44-What is output ?
main(){
printf("%x",-1<<4);}
a. ff00 b. ffff c. 240 d. None
//45-What is output ?
main(){int i=5; printf("%d%d%d%d%d",i++,i--,++i,--i,i); }
a. 54554 b. 45545 c. 54454 d. 45445
46-.What is the output ?
#define square(x) x*x
main(){
int i;
i = 64/square(4);
printf("%d",i);}
a. 16 b. 64 c. 4 d. error
47-Size of structure can be determined by
1-sizeof(variablename) 2-sizeof(struct tag)
a. only 1 b. only 2 c. both 1 & 2 d. none
48-What is the output ?
main(){
printf("%p",main);}
a. some address b. undefined symbol error c. 0xfa d. None
49-#define int char
main(){
int i=65;
printf("%d",sizeof(i));}
a. error b. 1 c. 2 d. 0
50-What is the output ?
main(){
char string[]="Hello World";
display(string);}
void display(char *string){
printf("%s",string);}
a. "Hello World" b. Hellow World c. error d. warning & Hello World

Test Ur IQ

Hey how's about a little time for a trivia??
I am going to ask you two questions and you have to answer them instantly !!

You cannot take your time... you have to answer immediately. O.K.??? Are you ready????

First Question: You are participating in a race. You overtake the second,you arrive ..........?
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So, you see. Don't be frustrated. I've answered them wrongly as well!!!

Test Ur C Skills

Chapter 1
Declarations and Initializations


Q 1.1
What would be the output of the following program?
main( )
{
char far *s1, *s2 ;
printf ( "%d %d", sizeof ( s1 ), sizeof ( s2 ) ) ;
}

Q 1.2
What would be the output of the following program?
int x = 40 ;
main( )
{
int x = 20 ;
printf ( "\n%d", x ) ;
}

Q 1.3
What would be the output of the following program?
main( )
{
int x = 40 ;
{
int x = 20 ;
printf ( "\n%d ", x ) ;
}
printf ( "%d", x ) ;
}

Q 1.4
Is the following statement a declaration or a definition?
extern int i ;

Q 1.5
What would be the output of the following program?
main( )
{
extern int i ;
i = 20 ;
printf ( "%d", sizeof ( i ) ) ;
}

A. 2
B. 4
C. Would vary from compiler to compiler
D. Error, i undefined

Q 1.6
Is it true that a global variable may have several declarations, but only one definition?
Q 1.7
Is it true that a function may have several declarations, but only one definition?
Q 1.8
In the following program where is the variable a getting defined and where is it getting declared?
main( )
{
extern int a ;
printf ( "%d", a ) ;
}
int a = 20 ;

Q 1.9
What would be the output of the following program?
main( )
{
extern int a ;
printf ( "\n%d", a ) ;
}
int a = 20 ;

A. 20
B. 0
C. Garbage value
D. Error

Q 1.10
What's the difference between a defintion and declaration of a variable?
Q 1.11
If the definition of an external variable occurs in the source file before its use in a particular function, then there is no need for an extern declaration in the function.
Q 1.12
Suppose a program is divided into three files f1, f2 and f3, and a variable is defined in the file f1 but used in the files f2 and f3. In such a case would we need the external declaration for the variables in the files f2 and f3?
Q 1.13
When we mention the prototype of a function are we defining the function or declaring it?
Q 1.14
What's the difference between the following declarations?
extern int fun( ) ;
int fun( ) ;

Q 1.15
Why does the following program report a redeclaration error of function display( )?
main( )
{
display( ) ;
}
void display( )
{
printf ( "\nCliffhanger" ) ;
}

Q 1.16
What would be the output of the following program?
main( )
{
extern int fun ( float ) ;
int a ;
a = fun ( 3.14 ) ;
printf ( "%d", a ) ;
}

int fun ( aa )
float aa ;
{
return ( ( int ) aa ) ;
}

A. 3
B. 3.14
C. 0
D. Error

Q 1.17
Point out the error, if any, in the following program.
struct emp
{
char name[20] ;
int age ;
}

/* some more code may go here */

fun ( int aa )
{
int bb ;
bb = aa * aa ;
return ( bb ) ;
}

main( )
{
int a ;
a = fun ( 20 ) ;
printf ( "\n%d", a ) ;
}

Q 1.18
If you are to share the variables or functions across several source files how would you ensure that all definitions and declarations are consistent?
Q 1.19
How would you rectify the error in the following program?
f ( struct emp ) ;
/* any other prototypes may go here */
struct emp
{
char name[20] ;
int age ;
} ;
main( )
{
struct emp e = { "Soicher", 34 } ;
f ( e ) ;
}

f ( struct emp ee )
{
printf ( "\n%s %d", ee.name, ee.age ) ;
}

Q 1.20
Global variables are available to all functions. Does there exist a mechanism by way of which I can make it available to some and not to others.
Q 1.21
What do you mean by a translation unit?
Q 1.22
What would be the output of the following program?
main( )
{
int a[5] = { 2, 3 } ;
printf ( "\n%d %d %d", a[2], a[3], a[4] ) ;
}

A. Garbage values
B. 2 3 3
C. 3 2 2
D. 0 0 0

Q 1.23
What would be the output of the following program?
main( )
{
struct emp
{
char name[20] ;
int age ;
float sal ;
} ;
struct emp e = { "Tiger" } ;
printf ( "\n%d %f", e.age, e.sal ) ;
}

A. 0 0.000000
B. Garbage values
C. Error
D. None of the above

Q 1.24
Some books suggest that the following definitions should be preceded by the word static. Is it correct?
int a[ ] = { 2, 3, 4, 12, 32 } ;
struct emp e = { "sandy", 23 } ;

Q 1.25
Point out the error, if any, in the following program.
main( )
{
int ( *p )( ) = fun ;
( *p )( ) ;
}
fun( )
{
printf ( "\nLoud and clear" ) ;
}

Q 1.26
Point out the error, if any, in the following program.
main( )
{
union a
{
int i ;
char ch[2] ;
} ;
union a z = 512 ;
printf ( "%d %d", z.ch[0], z.ch[1] ) ;
}

Q 1.27
What do you mean by scope of a variable? What are the 4 different types of scopes that a variable can have?
Q 1.28
What are the different types of linkages?
Answers
A 1.1
4 2
A 1.2
20. Whenever there is a conflict between a local variable and a global variable it is the local variable which gets a priority.
A 1.3
20 40. In case of a conflict between local variables, the one which is more local that gets the priority.
A 1.4
Declaration
A 1.5
D. extern int i is a declaration and not a definition, hence the error.
A 1.6
Yes
A 1.7
Yes
A 1.8
extern int a is the declaration whereas int a = 20 is the definition.
A 1.9
A
A 1.10
In the defintion of a variable space is reserved for the variable and some initial value is given to it, whereas a declaration only identifies the type of the variable for a function. Thus definition is the place where the variable is created or assigned storage whereas declaration refers to places where the nature of the variable is stated but no storage is allocated.
A 1.11
True
A 1.12
Yes
A 1.13
We are declaring it. When the function alongwith the statements belonging to it are mentioned we are defining the function.
A 1.14
There is no difference except for the fact that the first one gives a hint that the function fun() is probably in another source file.
A 1.15
Here display( ) is called before it is defined. In such cases the compiler assumes that the function display() is declared as
int display( ) ;
That is, an undeclared function is assumed to return an int and accept an unspecified number of arguments. Then when we define the function the compiler finds that it is returning void hence the compiler reports the discrepancy.
A 1.16
D. The error occurs because we have mixed the ANSI prototype with K & R style of function definition. When we use ANSI protptype for a function and pass a float to the function it is promoted to a double. When the function accepts this double into a float a type mismatch occurs hence the error.The remedy for this error could be to define the function as:
int fun ( float aa )
{
..
}
A 1.17
Because of the missing semicolon at the end of the structure declaration (the intervening comment further obscures it) the compiler believes that fun() would return something of the the type struct emp, whereas in actuality it is attempting to return an int. This causes a mismatch, hence an error results.
A 1.18
The best arrangement is to place each definition in a relevant .c file. Then, put an external declaration in a header file (.h file) and use #include to bring in the declaration wherever needed.
The .c file which contains the definition should also include the header file, so that the compiler can check that the definition matches the declaration.
A 1.19
Declare the structure before the prototype of f( ).
A 1.20
No. The only way this can be achieved is to define the variable locally in main( ) instead of defining it globally and then passing it to the functions which need it.
A 1.21
A translation unit is a set of source files seen by the compiler and translated as a unit: generally one .c file, plus all header files mentioned in #include directives.
A 1.22
D. When an automatic array is partially initialised, the remaining array elements are initialised to 0.
A 1.23
A. When an automatic structure is partially initialised, the remaining elements of the structure are initialised to 0.
A 1.24
Pre-ANSI C compilers had such a requirement. Compilers which conform to ANSI C standard do not have such a requirement.
A 1.25
Here we are initialising the function pointer p to the address of the function fun(). But during this initialisation the function has not been defined. Hence an error.
To eliminate this error add the prototype of the fun() before declaration of p, as shown below:
extern int fun( ) ;
or simply
int fun( ) ;

A 1.26
In a pre-ANSI compiler a union variable cannot be initialised. However, ANSI C permits initialisation of first member of the union.
A 1.27
Scope indicates the region over which the variable's declaration has an effect. The four kinds of scopes are: file, function, block and prototype.
A 1.28
There are three different types of linkages: external, internal and none. External linkage means global, non-static variables and functions, internal linkage means static variables and functions with file scope, and no linkage means local variables.

Importance of Time

To realize the value of one year
Ask the student who has failed a class.

To realize the value of one month,
Ask a mother who gave birth to a premature baby.

To realize the value of one week,
Ask the editor of a weekly newspaper.

To realize the value of one hour,
Ask the lovers who are waiting to meet.

To realize the value of one minute,
Ask a person who missed the train.

To realize the value of one second,
Ask a person who just avoided an accident.

To realize the value of one millisecond,
Ask the person who won a silver medal in the Olympics



Treasure every moment that you have!

Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is mystery.
Today is a gift.
That’s why it’s called the present !!!


Time is ticking don’t waste it . . . . . . . . .

Car Acronyms

Car Acronyms:
============(no offense to any owner or manufacturer!)
- AUDI
Always Unsafe Designs Implemented
- BMW
Beautiful Mechanical Wonder
Big Money Works
Bought My Wife
- BUICK
Big Ugly Indestructable Car Killer
- CHEVROLET
Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
- DODGE
Damn Old Dirty Gas Eater
Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere
- FIAT
Failure in Italian Automotive Technology
Fix It All the Time
- FORD
(backwards) --> Driver Returns On Foot
Fix Or Repair Daily
Found On Road, Dead
Fault Of R&D
- GM
General Maintenance
- GMC
Garage Man's Companion
Got a Mechanic Coming?
- HONDA
Happy Owners Never Drive Anything else.
- HYUNDAI
Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive...
- OLDSMOBILE
Old Ladies Driving Slowly Make Others Behind
Infuriatingly Late Every day.
Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of
Buick's Irregular Leftover equipment
- SAAB
Send Another Automobile Back
Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown.
- TOYOTA
Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto
- VOLVO
Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
- VW
Virtually Worthless

A Different Love Letter & Beautiful Reply To It

A different Love letter and a beautiful reply to it.
Often happens in life...

A teenage college guy sent a love letter (in Q/A
format) to his classmate.

My Dearest Reshma,
Please answer the following questionnaire. For Options (a)10 marks,
(b) 5marks and
(c) 3 marks.

1) Whenever you enter the class room, your sight always falls on me
because:
(a) of love
(b) you couldn't control seeing me
(c) really ... am I doing it?

2) Whenever professor cracks joke, you laugh and turn and look at me
because:
(a) you always like to see me smiling
(b) you are testing whether I like jokes
(c) you are attracted by my smile

3) When you were singing in the class, I entered and immediately you
stopped singing because:
(a) you are so coy to sing before me
(b) my presence influenced you
(c) you feared that whether I'll like your song

4) When you were showing your childhood photo, when I asked for it, you
hide it because:
(a) you felt ashamed
(b) you felt uneasy
(c) you don't know

5) During trekking, myself and my friend gave you hand for lifting you
and you took only my friend's
because:
(a) you enjoyed my disappointment
(b) you won't feel leaving my hand after grabbing
(c) you don't know

6) You were waiting yesterday for bus and didn't get into your bus...
(a) you were waiting for me
(b) you were dreaming about me and didn't notice the bus
(c) that bus was crowded

7) You introduced me to your parents when they came to college because:
(a) I am going to be your groom
(b) you just want to know what your parents think about me
(c) just you felt like introducing me to them

8) I told that I like girls wearing roses. Next day, you came with a
rose on your head because:
(a) to fulfill my wish
(b) you like roses
(c) by chance you got a rose

9) On that day, it was my birthday. you too came to temple early at 6:00
A.M because:
(a) you want to pray along with me
(b) you want to meet me before any one could meet on my birthday
(c) you want to wish me at temple because you are spiritual.

If you have scored more than 40, then you are loving me. Don't delay in
expressing it. If you have scored between 30 and 40, love is budding in
your heart and it's getting ready to bloom. If you have scored less than
30, you are in confusion whether to love me or not. Eagerly awaiting
your reply.. Love, Aakash

Reshma's reply letter was also in Q/A format........
Aakash,
Please answer the following Yes/No questionnaire.
1) If somebody sits in the first row, normally people entering the
class, sees them.
(a) Yes
(b) No

2) If a girls laughs and looks anyone, is it love?
(a) Yes
(b) No

3) While singing, if somebody forgets lines of the songs, will he/she
stop singing or not?
(a) Yes
(b) No

4) I was showing to my friends (who are all girls) my childhood photo.
You poked your nose inside..... right ?
(a) Yes
(b) No

5) I avoided to hold your hand during trekking. Couldn't you understand
yet?
(a) Yes
(b) No

6) Should I not wait for my best friend (Anjali) at the bus stand?
(a)Yes
(b) No

7) Shouldn't I introduce you to my parents as a friend?
(a) Yes
(b) No

8) You have said you also like Lotus, cauliflower, banana's flower. Is
it true ?
(a) Yes
(b) No

9) Oh was that your birthday. That's why I could see you in temple. I
come daily to Temple. Do you know ?
(a) Yes
(b) No

If you have answered "Yes" to any of the question, then I am not loving
you. If you have answered "No", then you don't know the meaning of Love.
Hope everything is clear to you. Reshma


--
Live Life KING Size.

50 Romantic things U can do with ur gf or bf

50 most romantic things to do with your
Girlfriend/Boyfriend


1. Watch the sunset together.

2. Whisper to each other.

3. Cook for each other.

4. Walk in the rain.

5. Hold hands.

6. Buy gifts for each other.

7. Roses.

8. Find out their favorite cologne/perfume and wear it
every time you're together.

9. Go for a long walk down the beach at midnight.

10. Write poetry for each other.

11. Hugs are the universal medicine.

12. Say I love you, only when you mean it and make
sure
they know you mean it.

13. Give random gifts of flowers/candy/poetry etc.

14. Tell her that she's the only girl you ever want.
Don't lie.

15. Spend every second possible together.

16. Look into each other's eyes.

17. Very lightly push up her chin, look into her eyes,
tell her you love her, and kiss her lightly.

18. When in public, don't flirt with each other.

19. Put love notes in their pockets when they aren't
looking.

20. Buy her a ring.

21. Sing to each other.

22. Always hold her around her hips/sides.

23. Take her to dinner and do the dinner for two deal.

24. Spaghetti? (Ever see Lady and the Tramp?)

25. Hold her hand, stare into her eyes, kiss her hand
and then put it over your heart.

26. Dance together.

27. Let your girl fall asleep with her head in your
lap. (It looks real cute!)

28. Do cute things like write I love you in a note so
that they have to look in a mirror to read it.

29. Make excuses to call them every 5 minutes.

30. Even if you are really busy doing something, go
out of your way to call and say I love you.

31. Call from your vacation spot to tell them you were
thinking about them.

32. Remember your dreams and tell her about them.

33. Always tell her how pretty she looks.

34. Tell each other your most sacred secrets/fears.

35. Be Prince Charming to her parents.(Brownie Points)

36. Brush her hair out of her face for her.

37. Hang out with his/her friends. (more brownie
points)

38. Go to church/pray/worship together.

39. Take her to see a romantic movie and remember the
parts she liked.

40. Learn from each other and don't make the same
mistake twice.

41. Describe the joy you feel just to be with him/her.

42. Make sacrifices for each other.

43. Really love each other, or don't stay together.

44. Let there never be a second during any given day
that you aren't thinking about them, and make sure
they know it.

45. Love yourself before you love anyone else.

46. Learn to say sweet things in foreign languages.

47. Dedicate songs to them on the radio.

48. Fall asleep on the phone with each other.

49. Stand up for them when someone talks trash.

50. Never forget the kiss goodnight. And always
remember to say, "Sweet dreams."

A Personality Test

A PERSONALITY TEST !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

> >The mind is a parachute; it works best when it is opened.
> >
 >This is fun to do, but you have to follow the instructions very closely.

> >WARNING!! Answer the questions as you go along.
> >
> >There are only three questions and if you see them all before finishing, you will not have honest results.

> >Don't look ahead. Get pencil and paper to write your answers as you go along.

> >You will need it at the end. This is an honest questionnaire, which will tell you a lot about your true self.
> >
> >Put the following 5 animals in the order of your preference.

> >a. Cow
> >b. Tiger
> >c. Sheep
> >d. Horse
> >e. Pig
> >
> >Write one word that describes each one of the following:
> >
> >Dog
> >Cat
> >Rat
> >Coffee
> >Sea
> >
> >Think of someone who also knows you and is important to you and you know well enough that you can relate them to the following colors (do not repeat your answer twice).
> >Name just one person for each color.
> >
> >Yellow
> >Orange
> >Red
> >White
> >Green


> >Finished? Please be sure that your answers are what you REALLY WANT.
 >Look at the interpretations below:

A N S W E R S

Ans.1.This will define your priorities in your life.

> >Cow Signifies CAREER

> >Tiger Signifies PRIDE

> >Sheep Signifies LOVE

> >Horse Signifies FAMILY

> >Pig Signifies MONEY

Ans.2.Your description of dog implies YOUR OWN PERSONALITY.

> >Your description of cat implies the personality of your partner.
> >
> >Your description of rat implies the personality of your enemies.
> >
> >Your description of coffee is how you interpret sex.
> >
> >Your description of the Sea implies your own life.
> >
Ans.3.Yellow: Someone you will never forget.
> >
> >Orange: Someone you consider your true friend
> >
> >Red: Someone that you really love
> >
> >White: Your twin soul
> >
> >Green: Someone that you will remember for the rest of your life

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Greate One Liners

GREAT ONE LINERS



*God is real, unless declared integer


*Everyone should have a spouse, because there are a number of things that
go wrong that one can't blame on the government.


*Do you have trouble making up your mind ? Well, yes or no?


*Home is where the television is.


*The evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed
to tell you why it isn't.


*Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need more.
Death is hereditary.


*There are three sides to every argument: your side, my side and the right
side.


*An expert is someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it
sound confusing.


*Many things can be preserved in alcohol.
Dignity is not one of them.


*Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference.


*When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.
Cheer up, the worst is yet to come.

*Always remember that you are absolutely unique.
Just like everyone else.


*Experience is what a comb gives you after you lose your hair.


*Well done is better than well said.


*Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make them when nobody is looking.


*They say hard work never hurt anybody, but why take the chance.


*Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.


*You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.


*I like work. It fascinates me. I can sit and
look at it for hours.


* If you can't see the bright side of life,
polish the dull side.


* The light at the end of the tunnel is the
headlamp of an oncoming train.


* Where there's a will there are five hundred
relatives.


*Love thy neighbour, but be sure her husband is
away.

* Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody
wants to die.


* LUCK...stands for Labouring Under Correct
Knowledge


*Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.


* Never put off the work till
tomorrow. What you can put off today.


*The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.


*Don't drink and drive. You might hit a bump & spill
your drink.


*These are my principles. If you don't like them , I
have others. -
> Groucho Marx


*You're twisted, perverted, and sick. I like that in
a person.


*If at first you don't succeed , Sky diving is not
for you.

Funny Questions asked in UPSC exam with Funny Answers

Amazing Answers


Q. How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking
it?
A.Concrete floors are very hard to crack! (UPSC Topper)

Q.If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall,how long would it
take four men to build it?
A. No time at all it is already built. (UPSC 23 Rank Opted for IFS)

Q.If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four
apples and three oranges in the other hand, what would you have?

A. Very large hands.(Good one) (UPSC 11 Rank Opted for IPS)

Q. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
A. It is not a problem, since you will never find an elephant with
one hand. (UPSC Rank 14 Opted for IES)

Q. How can a man go eight days without sleep?
A. No Probs , He sleeps at night. (UPSC IAS Rank 98)

Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?
A. It will Wet or Sink as simple as that. (UPSC IAS Rank 2)

Q. What looks like half apple ?
A : The other half. (UPSC - IAS Topper )

Q. What can you never eat for breakfast ?
A : Dinner.

Q. Bay of Bengal is in which state?
A : Liquid (UPSC 33Rank )

A letter from a software professional to his gf

A Letter from a S/W Professional to his girl friend

Sweetheart, I've seen you yesterday while surfing on the local train platform and realized that you are the only site I was browsing for. For a long time I've been lonely; this has been the bug in my life and you can be a real debugger for me now. My life is an uncompiled program without you, which never produces an executable code and hence is useless. You are not only beautiful by face but all your ActiveX controls are attractive as well. Your smile is so delightful; it encourages me and gives me power equal to thousands of mainframes processing power. When you looked at me last evening, I felt like all my program modules are running smoothly and giving expected results. /* Which I never experienced before */.

With this letter, I just want to convey to you that if we are linked together, I'll provide you all objects & libraries necessary for a human being to live an error free life. Also don't bother about the firewall, which may be created by our parents as I've strong hacking capabilities by which I'll ultimately break their security passwords and make them agree for our marriage. I anticipate that nobody has already logged in to your database so that my connect script will fail. And it’s all but certain that if this happened to me, my system will crash beyond recovery. Kindly interpret this letter properly and grant me all privileges of your inbox.

---A Software Professional

Kahani puri FILMY hain

Funny Questions with Funny Answers

AWESOME QUESTIONS.... !

How do u CUT roads?????
>By LAUGHING.....
>Because "Haste Haste Cut jaye Raste"

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Luv and Kush are going to a village & in between comes A well. Luv falls into the well. Why???
> Because Luv (love) is blind !!!!!
Now , Kush also jumps inside. Why??
>Because Luv ke liye saala kush bhi karega!!!!
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Jackie Chan ki saas ka naam kya hai?.. ???socho....... nahi pata..??
>Answer- D'Cold......Chan ki saans - D'cold
Chalo ab batao Jackie Chan ki bahu ka naam kya hai ?This is quite simple.. .....
Ans: D'Cold again.......Kyunki saans bhi kabhi bahuthi :-))
=======================================================================A beggar meets another beggar.A software engineer meets another software engineer. Both of them ask the same question to each other.
What is the question ???

>So, Which Platform are you Working on ???....
=======================================================================
Question: What will u call a person who is leaving India??
Answer : Hindustan Lever (Leaver).
Question: What will u call a person who leaves India,but doesn't travel much??
Answer: Hindustan Lever Ltd (Limited).
=======================================================================
Q - RAM -'SITA' HAI ... TO RAM KAUN HAI ??
Ans: TAILOR
Q - SITA 'RAM' HAI TO SITA KAUN HAI
Ans: Sita MEMORY hai
=======================================================================
Once upon a time in an elephant school some loafer elephants were sitting on a wall.A sexy female elephant passes by. what do the loafer
elephants say about her?
36000 - 24000 - 36000 !!!
=======================================================================
Q -Kalidas ka ek bhai joote banata tha us ka naam kya tha ?
Ans: Adidas.
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Q - Prasad asks Kumble to bring a pepsi... Kumble brings a bottle of pepsi but goes directly to Tendulkar. why ?? why ?? :-)
Ans: Tendulkar is an opener
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Q - What is similarity between "Satynarayan Pooja" and "Indian Cricket Team"
Ans: Dono ke ant me "Prasad" aataa hai
=======================================================================
Q - Who is Joe?
A - "Kambakth ishq" - Because "Kambakth ishq hai Joe!"
=======================================================================
Q - And of course, the grand finale............The Madrasi said, I want to see the movie 'heart is umbrella'. Which movie did he really want to see?
A - Dil Chhata Hai.......

Tragic Love Story

Love is a wonderful thing!!
A love story that would touch your heart...
There was once a guy who suffered from cancer... a cancer that can't be treated. He was 18 years old and he could die anytime. All his life, he was stuck in his house being taken care by his mother. He never went outside but he was sick of staying home and wanted to go out for once. So he asked his mother and she gave him permission. He walked down his block and found a lot of stores. He passed a CD store and looked through the front door for a second as he walked. He stopped and went back to look into the store. He saw a young girl about his age and he knew it was love at first sight. He opened the door and walked in, not looking at anything else but her. He walked closer and closer until he was finally at the front desk where she sat. She looked up and asked "Can I help you?" She smiled and he thought it was the most beautiful smile he has ever seen before and wanted to kiss her right there. He said "Uh... Yeah...Umm... I would like to buy a CD." He picked one out and gave h r money for it. "Would you like me to wrap it for you?" she asked, smiling her cute smile again. He nodded and she went to the back. She came back with the wrapped CD and gave it to him. He took it and walked out of the store. He went home and from then on, he went to that store everyday and bought a CD, and she wrapped it for him. He took the CD home and put it in his closet. He was still too shy to ask her out and he really wanted to but he couldn't. His mother found out about this and told him to just ask her. So the next day, he took all his courage and went to the store. He bought a CD like he did everyday and once again she went to the back of the store and came back with it wrapped. He took it and when she wasn't looking, he left his phone number on the desk and ran out...
!!!RRRRRING!!!
The mother picked up the phone and said, "Hello?" It was the girl!!! She asked for the boy and the mother started to cry and said, "You don't know? He passed away yesterday..." The line was quiet except for the cries of the boy's mother. Later in the day, the mother went into the boy's room because she wanted to remember him. She thought she would start by looking at his clothes...So she opened the closet...She was face to face with piles and piles and piles of unopened CDs. She was surprised to find all those CDs and she picked one up and sat down on the bed and she started to open one. Inside, there was a CD and as she took it out of the wrapper, out fell a piece of paper. The mother picked it up and started to read it. It said:
Hi... I think U R really cute. Do u wanna go out with me?
Love, Jacelyn
The mother opened another CD... Again there was a piece of paper. It said:
Hi... I think U R really cute. Do u wanna go out with me?
Love, Jacelyn
So dear friends....If you love somebody.....say it loud. So often refrain from expressing our affection before our loved ones. How long is it that you haven't said "I LOVE YOU" or "I LIKE YOU" to your Mom who cares so much, Dad who does so much, brother who helps so much, sister who loves so much, that close friend who is always there for you. Go ahead, tell them , this is your chance....before it passes away.
Take care,
HAVE A NICE DAY !!
Remember to always say what you mean. If you love someone, tell them. Don't be afraid to press yourself. Reach out and tell someone what they mean to you. Because when you decide that it is the right time, it might be too late. Seize the day. Never have regrets. And most importantly, stay close to your friends and family, for they have helped make you the person that you are today.

WHEN THEY SAY...
when a girl says..."you are so cute"
she means..."you are little boy cute"
when a girl says..."I'm not as pretty as her"
she means..."you better tell me I'm prettier than her"
when a girl says..."what are you doing this weekend?"
she means..."lets hang out this weekend"
when a girl says..."ice cream sounds so good right now"
she means..."get your ass to dairy queen and buy me some damn ice
cream"
~~~~~~~~~
when a guy says..."You look really good"
he means..."I want you"
when a guy says..."how's your friend doing"
he means..."she's hot"
when a guy says..."you're beautiful"
he means..."you're beautiful"
when a guy says..."are your parents going to be home?"
he means..."I wanna do something naughty"

when a guy says..."I love you"he means..."I love you, or I wanna do you"

















READING THE BODY LANGUAGE
when a girl:
touches your shoulder, she means....you are my friend
touches your back, she means...whoa, have you been working out?
touches your stomach, she means...I want you bad
gazes into your eyes, she means...I'm falling in love with you
plays with her hair, she means...you turn me on
won't make eye contact, she means...I lied
cries, she means...I'm afraid I'm losing you
laughs, she means...you make me happy
smiles, she means...I like things the way they are

when a guy:
touches your shoulder, he means....you're my pal
touches your back, he means...I want you
touches your stomach, he means...I wanna make luv to ya
gazes into your eyes, he means...I wonder what you're thinking
plays with his hair, he means...I know I'm hot
won't make eye contact, he means...I've been a dog
cries, he means...I'm trying to make you feel sorry
laughs, he means...this is great
smiles, he means...I'm happy with you






READING THE CLOTHES

if a girl...
wears flare pants, it means...I'm cute and I know it
baggy jeans, it means...I have something to hide
wranglers, it means...check me out
dress, it means...I am beautiful
short skirt, it means...check out my a$$
t-shirt, it means...I am comfortable around you
tank-top, it means...I want you to notice me
high platform shoes, it means...watch out! future spice girl
sandals, it means...I have confidence
running shoes, it means...I don't care what you think

if a guy...
wears tommy jeans, it means...damn, I know I be pimpin' it
tight jeans, it means...look at my package
loose fit jeans, it means...I know what the ladies like
flannel button up shirt, it means...I'm trying to impress you
wifebeater, it means...Look at my muscles
sandals, it means...I'm comfortable with who I am
running shoes, it means...I'm into sports




COLORS TALK
when you go out with someone,weather it's a lover or even a friend, the
colors of their clothing can determine many things...
girls:
pink: I'm going to play with you
blue: I know you want me
green: I'm mellow
red: Romantic feelings
black: I'm a dark mystery that you can't figure out
orange: I'm hungry
yellow: I have to be the center of attention

boys:
pink: fag
blue: sexy
green: jock
red: I want you
black: I'm hiding something
orange: you make me wanna puke
yellow: strive for attention
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So next time you are trying to figure out what something means, just read
this handy dandy awesome email!!! And make sure to pass it along!!!























1. I love you not because of who you are, but because
of who I am when I am with you.

2. No man is worth your tears, and the one who is
won't make you cry.

3. Just because some one doesn't love you the way you
want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with
all they have.

4. They say love hides behind every corner, then I
must be walking in circles.

5. A true friend is someone who reaches for your hand
and touches your heart.

6. The worst way to miss someone is to be sitting
right beside them knowing you can't have them .

7. Never frown, even when your are sad, because you
never know who is falling in love with your smile.

8. To the world you may be one person, but to one
person you may be the world.

9. Don't waste your time on a guy/girl, who isn't
willing to waste their time on you.

10. Maybe God wants us to meet a few wrong people
before meeting the right one, so that when we finally
meet the person, we will know how to be grateful.

11. Don't cry because it is over, smile because it
happened.

12. There's always going to be people that hurt you so
what you have to do is keep on trusting and just be
more careful about who you trust next time around.

13. Make yourself a better person and know who you are
before you try and know someone else and expect them
to know you.

14. Don't try so hard, the best things come when you
least expect them too.


A BEAUTIFUL STORY:


A woman came out of her house and saw 3 old men with long white
beards
sitting in her front yard. She did not recognize them. She said
"I don't
think I know you, but you must be hungry. Please come in and have
something
to eat. "Is the man of the house home?", they asked.
"No", she said. "He's out."
"Then we cannot come in", they replied.
In the evening when her husband came home, she told him what had
happened.
"Go tell them I am home and invite them in!"
The woman went out and invited the men in. "We do not go into a
House
together," they replied.
"Why is that?" she wanted to know.
One of the old men explained: "His name is Wealth," he said
pointing to one
of his friends, and said pointing to another one, "He is Success,
and I am
Love."
Then he added, "Now go in and discuss with your husband which one
of us you
want in your home."
The woman went in and told her husband what was said. Her husband
was
overjoyed.
"How nice!!", he said.
"Since that is the case, let us invite Wealth. Let him come and
fill our
home
with wealth!"
His wife disagreed. "My dear, why don't we invite Success?"
Their daughter-in-law was listening from the other corner of the
house.
She jumped in with her own suggestion: "Would it not be better to
invite
Love?
Our home will then be filled with love!"
"Let us heed our daughter-in-law's advice," said the husband to
his wife.
"Go out and invite Love to be our guest."
The woman went out and asked the 3 old men,
"Which one of you is Love? Please come in and be our guest."
Love got up and started walking toward the house. The other 2
also got up
and
followed him.
Surprised, the lady asked Wealth and Success:
"I only invited Love, Why are you coming in?"
The old men replied together: "If you had invited Wealth or
Success, the
other two of us
would've stayed out, but since you invited Love, wherever He
goes, we go
with
him.
Wherever there is Love, there is also Wealth and Success!!!!!!"




Realize

To realize

The value of a sister
Ask someone Who doesn't have one.

To realize
The value of ten years:
Ask a newly Divorced couple.

To realize
The value of four years:
Ask a graduate.

To realize
The value of one year:
Ask a student who Has failed a final exam.

To realize
The value of one month:
Ask a mother who has given birth to a premature baby.

To realize
The value of one week:
Ask an editor of a weekly newspaper.

To realize
The value of one hour:
Ask the lovers who are waiting to meet.

To realize
The value of one minute:
Ask a person who has missed the train, bus or plane.

To realize
The value of one-second:
Ask a person who has survived an accident.

To realize
The value of one millisecond:
Ask the person who has won a silver medal in the Olympics.

Time waits for no one. Treasure every moment you have. You will treasure it even more when you can share it with someone special.

To realize
the value of a friend:
Lose one.

Mobile Tricks

*3370# This Nokia code activates Enhanced Full Rate Codec (EFR) - Your Nokia cell phone uses the best sound quality but talk time is reduced my approx. 5%
#3370# Deactivate Enhanced Full Rate Codec (EFR)
*4720# Activate Half Rate Codec - Your phone uses a lower quality sound but you should gain approx 30% more Talk Time
#4720# With this Nokia code you can deactivate the Half Rate Codec
*#0000# Displays your phones software version, 1st Line : Software Version, 2nd Line : Software Release Date, 3rd Line : Compression Type
*#9999# Phones software version if *#0000# does not work
*#06# For checking the International Mobile Equipment Identity (IMEI Number)
#pw+1234567890+1# Provider Lock Status. (use the "*" button to obtain the "p,w" and "+" symbols)
#pw+1234567890+2# Network Lock Status. (use the "*" button to obtain the "p,w" and "+" symbols)
#pw+1234567890+3# Country Lock Status. (use the "*" button to obtain the "p,w" and "+" symbols)
#pw+1234567890+4# SIM Card Lock Status. (use the "*" button to obtain the "p,w" and "+" symbols)
*#21# This phone code allows you to check the number that "All Calls" are diverted to
*#2640# Displays phone security code in use
*#30# Lets you see the private number
*#43# Allows you to check the "Call Waiting" status of your cell phone.
*#61# Allows you to check the number that "On No Reply" calls are diverted to
*#62# Allows you to check the number that "Divert If Unreachable (no service)" calls are diverted to
*#67# Allows you to check the number that "On Busy Calls" are diverted to
*#67705646# Phone code that removes operator logo on 3310 & 3330
*#73# Reset phone timers and game scores
*#746025625# Displays the SIM Clock status, if your phone supports this power saving feature "SIM Clock Stop Allowed", it means you will get the best standby time possible
*#7760# Manufactures code
*#7780# Restore factory settings
*#8110# Software version for the nokia 8110
*#92702689# Displays - 1.Serial Number, 2.Date Made, 3.Purchase Date, 4.Date of last repair (0000 for no repairs), 5.Transfer User Data. To exit this mode you need to switch your phone off then on again
*#94870345123456789# Deactivate the PWM-Mem
**21*number# Turn on "All Calls" diverting to the phone number entered
**61*number# Turn on "No Reply" diverting to the phone number entered
**67*number# Turn on "On Busy" diverting to the phone number entered
12345 This is the default security code
press and hold # Lets you switch between lines
Imagine your cell battery is very low, you are expecting an important call and you don't have a charger".You can swtich off EFR codec and get some battery time To activate, KEY IS
*3370# Ur cell will restart with this reserve and ur instrument will show a 50% incerase in battery. This reserve will get charged when ucharge ur cell next time. *3370# Activate Enhanced Full Rate Codec (EFR)-Your phone uses the best sound quality but talk time is reduced my approx. 5% #3370# Deactivate Enhanced Full Rate Codec(EFR)
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*#7780# Restore factory settings
*#0000# Displays your phones software version, 1st Line : Software Version, 2nd Line : Software Release Date, 3rd Line : Compression Type

Fact About Human body

The average human brain has about 100 billion nerve cells.

Nerve impulses to and from the brain travel as fast as 170 miles (274 km) per hour.

The thyroid cartilage is more commonly known as the adams apple.

The only jointless bone in your body is the hyoid bone in your throat

It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.

Your stomach needs to produce a new layer of mucus every two weeks or it would digest itself.

It takes the interaction of 72 different muscles to produce human speech.

The average life of a taste bud is 10 days.

The average cough comes out of your mouth at 60 miles (96.5 km) per hour.

Relative to size, the strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.

Human thigh bones are stronger than concrete.

When you sneeze, all your bodily functions stop even your heart.

Babies are born without knee caps. They don't appear until the child reaches 2-6 years of age.

Children grow faster in the springtime.

It takes the stomach an hour to break down cow milk.

Women blink nearly twice as much as men.

Blondes have more hair than dark-haired people do.

There are 10 human body parts that are only 3 letters long (eye hip arm leg ear toe jaw rib lip gum).

If you go blind in one eye you only lose about one fifth of your vision but all your sense of depth.

The average human head weighs about 8 pounds.

Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing.

In the average lifetime, a person will walk the equivalent of 5 times around the equator.

An average human scalp has 100,000 hairs.

The length of the finger dictates how fast the fingernail grows. Therefore, the nail on your middle finger grows the fastest, and on average, your toenails grow twice as slow as your fingernails.

The average human blinks their eyes 6,205,000 times each year.

The entire length of all the eyelashes shed by a human in their life is over 98 feet (30 m).

Your skull is made up of 29 different bones.

Your ears and nose continue to grow throughout your entire life.

After you die, your body starts to dry out creating the illusion that your hair and nails are still growing after death.

Hair is made from the same substance as fingernails.

The average surface of the human intestine is 656 square feet (200 m).

A healthy adult can draw in about 200 to 300 cubic inches (3.3 to 4.9 liters) of air at a single breath, but at rest only about 5% of this volume is used.

The surface of the human skin is 6.5 square feet (2m).
15 million blood cells are destroyed in the human body every second.

The pancreas produces Insulin.

The most sensitive cluster of nerves is at the base of the spine.

The human body is comprised of 80% water.

The average human will shed 40 pounds of skin in a lifetime.

Every year about 98% of the atoms in your body are replaced.

The human heart creates enough pressure to squirt blood 30 feet (9 m).

You were born with 300 bones. When you get to be an adult, you have 206.

Human thighbones are stronger than concrete.

Every human spent about half an hour as a single cell.

There are 45 miles (72 km) of nerves in the skin of a human being.

The average human heart will beat 3,000 million times in its lifetime and pump 48 million gallons of blood.

Each square inch (2.5 cm) of human skin consists of 20 feet (6 m) of blood vessels.

During a 24-hour period, the average human will breathe 23,040 times.

Human blood travels 60,000 miles (96,540 km) per day on its journey through the body.

Monday, March 23, 2009

Make Good Use Of Resources

Buddha, one day, was in deep thought about the worldly activities and the ways of instilling goodness in human beings. One of his disciples approached him and said humbly " Oh my teacher ! While you are so much concerned about the world and others, why don't you look in to the welfare and needs of your own disciples also."Buddha : "OK.. Tell me how I can help you"Disciple : "Master! My attire is worn out and is beyond the decency to wear the same. Can I get a new one, please?"Buddha found the robe indeed was in a bad condition and needed replacement. He asked the store keeper to give the disciple a new robe to wear on. The disciple thanked Buddha and retired to his room. A while later, he went to his disciple's place and asked him "Is your new attire comfortable? Do you need anything more ?"Disciple : "Thank you my Master. The attire is indeed very comfortable. I need nothing more"Buddha : "Having got the new one, what did you do with your old attire?"Disciple : "I am using it as my bed spread"Buddha : "Then.. hope you have disposed off your old bed spread"Disciple : " No.. no.. master. I am using my old bedspread as my window curtain"Buddha : " What about your old Curtain?"Disciple : "Being used to handle hot utensils in the kitchen"Buddha : "Oh.. I see.. Can you tell me what did they do with the old cloth they used in Kitchen"Disciple : "They are being used to wash the floor."Buddha : " Then, the old rug being used to wash the floor...?"Disciple: " Master, since they were torn off so much, we could not find any better use, but to use as atwig in the oil lamp, which is right now lit in your study room...."Buddha smiled in contentment and left for his room.

Smile Please

When a Girl Cries ------------The World "Consoles" her.
But when a boy cries ----------They say Come on man don't be A "Girl" .

If A Girl slaps a Boy ----------- Definitely the Boy would have "done something".
If Boy Slaps a girl ------------ -- Rascal doesn't know how to "Respect Ladies".

If a Girl is talking to Boys ----- She is "Very Friendly".
If a Boy talks to a Girl ---------- He is "flirting".

If a Girl meets with accident ------------ -------- Then its "mistake of others".
If a Boy meets with same accident -----------? - --?------ "Don't you know how to Drive" .

What a world is this ? Are the boys so bad?

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