Car Acronyms

Car Acronyms:
============(no offense to any owner or manufacturer!)
- AUDI
Always Unsafe Designs Implemented
- BMW
Beautiful Mechanical Wonder
Big Money Works
Bought My Wife
- BUICK
Big Ugly Indestructable Car Killer
- CHEVROLET
Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
- DODGE
Damn Old Dirty Gas Eater
Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere
- FIAT
Failure in Italian Automotive Technology
Fix It All the Time
- FORD
(backwards) --> Driver Returns On Foot
Fix Or Repair Daily
Found On Road, Dead
Fault Of R&D
- GM
General Maintenance
- GMC
Garage Man's Companion
Got a Mechanic Coming?
- HONDA
Happy Owners Never Drive Anything else.
- HYUNDAI
Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive...
- OLDSMOBILE
Old Ladies Driving Slowly Make Others Behind
Infuriatingly Late Every day.
Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of
Buick's Irregular Leftover equipment
- SAAB
Send Another Automobile Back
Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown.
- TOYOTA
Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto
- VOLVO
Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
- VW
Virtually Worthless