College : A place where some pursue learning and others learn pursuing.
Etc : A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.
Office : A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.
Ecstasy : A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have never felt before.
Committee : Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide
that nothing can be done together.
Politician : One who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence after.
Smile : A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
Optimist : A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river.
Classic : A book which people praise, but do not read.
Miser : A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.
Father : A banker provided by nature.
Rumor : News that travels at the speed of sound.
Criminal : A guy no different from the rest of us...except that he got caught.
Boss : Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
Tears : The hydraulic force by which masculine power is defeated by feminine power.
Experience : The name men give to their mistakes.
Atom Bomb: An invention to end all inventions.
Doctor : A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills.
Software Engineer : One that is paid for sending and receiving these sort
of Emails!
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