Funny Questions with Funny Answers

AWESOME QUESTIONS.... !

How do u CUT roads?????
>By LAUGHING.....
>Because "Haste Haste Cut jaye Raste"

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Luv and Kush are going to a village & in between comes A well. Luv falls into the well. Why???
> Because Luv (love) is blind !!!!!
Now , Kush also jumps inside. Why??
>Because Luv ke liye saala kush bhi karega!!!!
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Jackie Chan ki saas ka naam kya hai?.. ???socho....... nahi pata..??
>Answer- D'Cold......Chan ki saans - D'cold
Chalo ab batao Jackie Chan ki bahu ka naam kya hai ?This is quite simple.. .....
Ans: D'Cold again.......Kyunki saans bhi kabhi bahuthi :-))
=======================================================================A beggar meets another beggar.A software engineer meets another software engineer. Both of them ask the same question to each other.
What is the question ???

>So, Which Platform are you Working on ???....
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Question: What will u call a person who is leaving India??
Answer : Hindustan Lever (Leaver).
Question: What will u call a person who leaves India,but doesn't travel much??
Answer: Hindustan Lever Ltd (Limited).
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Q - RAM -'SITA' HAI ... TO RAM KAUN HAI ??
Ans: TAILOR
Q - SITA 'RAM' HAI TO SITA KAUN HAI
Ans: Sita MEMORY hai
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Once upon a time in an elephant school some loafer elephants were sitting on a wall.A sexy female elephant passes by. what do the loafer
elephants say about her?
36000 - 24000 - 36000 !!!
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Q -Kalidas ka ek bhai joote banata tha us ka naam kya tha ?
Ans: Adidas.
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Q - Prasad asks Kumble to bring a pepsi... Kumble brings a bottle of pepsi but goes directly to Tendulkar. why ?? why ?? :-)
Ans: Tendulkar is an opener
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Q - What is similarity between "Satynarayan Pooja" and "Indian Cricket Team"
Ans: Dono ke ant me "Prasad" aataa hai
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Q - Who is Joe?
A - "Kambakth ishq" - Because "Kambakth ishq hai Joe!"
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Q - And of course, the grand finale............The Madrasi said, I want to see the movie 'heart is umbrella'. Which movie did he really want to see?
A - Dil Chhata Hai.......