Ever realized why there are so very few Sardarjis who are doctors;
This is the story of a Sardarji who applied for medical entrance test. Given below is a portion of the test answers he gave.
Read on.......
Antibody - against everyone
> Artery - the study of fine paintings
> Bacteria - back door to a cafeteria
> Benign - what you be after you be eight
> Bowel - letters like a,e,i,o,u
> Caesarian Section - a district in Rome
> Cardiology - advanced study of Poker playing
> Cat Scan - searching for lost kitty
> Chronic - neck of a crow
> Coma - punctuation mark
> Cyst - short form of sister
> Diagnosis - person with slanted nose
> Dilate - the late British Princess Diana
> Dislocation - in this place
> Duodenum - couple in blue jeans
> Genes - blue denim
> Enema - not a friend
> False Labor - pretending to work
> Impotent - distinguished / well-know
> Labor Pain - hurt at work
> Lactose - people without feet
> Lymph - walk unsteadily
> Microbes - small dressing gowns
> Obesity - City of Obe
> Pacemaker - winner of Nobel Peace Prize
> Protein - in favor of teens
> Pulse - grain
> Red Blood Count - Dracula
> Rupture - Ecstasy
> Secretion - hiding anything
> Subcutaneous - not cute enough
> Tablet - small table
> Tumor - extra pair / you die
> Ultrasound - radical noise
> Urine - opposite of you're out
> Vein - at what time?
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